Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, July 31st, 2015

Captain America Killed by ISIS!

Captain America, real name Steve Rogers, has been killed in Iraq by ISIS insurgents, tragically ending the Muslim Outreach program promoted by Secretary of State John Kerry. “After the Iran Deal Kerry decided to send an American over to Iraq to represent a softer, gentler, more inclusive America” said a colleague of Captain America who wishes […]