Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, July 1st, 2015

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: U.S. Sells California to Mexico

Dateline 2019 In a historic deal, President Bernie Sanders (pictured here) sold the state of California to Mexico for the price of our entire national debt. “This is a great day” declared the president. In one fell swoop my administration has committed an act of long-overdue social justice and, for the sake of conservatives, eliminated our […]