Browsing the blog archives for February, 2014

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part VI)

  After these things Barack went over the Pacific Ocean to Catalina Island. And a great multitude followed him, because they saw the miracles which he did on the Hollywood Syphilitics.   Barack therefore went up into a mountain, and there he sat with his disciples in the MSM. When Barack therefore had lifted up […]

Manhattan Infidel Examines the 2016 Presidential Field

  Even though 2016 is still two years away many are already speculating on the possible presidential contenders.  As a service to my readers I now present my take on those who may or may not run in 2016. First up:  The Democrats. Hillary Clinton  The former first lady, senator from New York and Secretary […]

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Manhattan Infidel’s Guide for Honeymooning Tourists

So you’re on your honeymoon and are coming to the Big Apple? No doubt in this special time of your life one of the first things you’ll want to do is take a romantic horse and carriage ride in Central Park. Unfortunately with our new mayor Bill de Blasio (pictured here) set to outlaw carriages […]

Al-Qaeda Franchise Owner Discouraged by Government Regulations

For as long as he could remember, Abdul wanted to run his own business. “I wanted to work for myself and make a living doing it.” he said. And I also wanted to kill the infidel. Hey, who wouldn’t.  And I’m good at killing the infidel.  Granted, not as good as I am at boy […]

Liam Neeson Beats up Warren Wilhelm, Jr.

The political world was shocked today as veteran action movie star Liam Neeson, threatened, tracked down, and beat up the mayor of New York City, Warren Wilhelm, Jr., (better known by his stage name of Bill de Blasio.) The brouhaha started when Wilhelm, Jr. threatened to get rid of the carriage industry in New York […]

The Gospel of Barack Obama According to Chris Matthews (Part V)

After these things was the Oscars festival and Barack went up to Hollywood. Now there is at Hollywood a theater called the Dolby. In the Dolby lay a great multitude of Hollywood elite waiting for the envelope to be opened. And there was a certain man there, Bruce Dern, who had never won an Oscar. […]

A Visit to the Spam Factory

I love having a blog as I am allowed to express myself in ways that don’t involve a trench coat, a dark alley and several unsuspecting non-English speaking tourists who are afraid to go to the police. But like everyone I have to deal with the nuisance of electronic spam.  Normally I delete the offenders […]

The Times They Are a-Changin’: Bob Dylan Makes Superbowl Commercial

Those of you who were watching the Superbowl like me were probably surprised to see Charlie Sheen doing a commercial.  Surprise turned to shock when I found out that it wasn’t in fact Charlie Sheen but Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan?  The counterculture icon?  Doing a commercial for Chrysler?  That would be almost as bad as […]

Actor Does Something Stupid

Acclaimed actor Philip Seymour Hoffman was found dead in his Manhattan residence Sunday, the victim of an apparent drug overdose. The academy-award winning idiot actor was found with a syringe in his arm and two plastic envelopes filled with heroin by his side.  The NYPD is tentatively calling it a drug overdose though many suspect […]