I love having a blog as I am allowed to express myself in ways that don’t involve a trench coat, a dark alley and several unsuspecting non-English speaking tourists who are afraid to go to the police.
But like everyone I have to deal with the nuisance of electronic spam. Normally I delete the offenders but on this occasion I have decided to share some of the choicest spam excerpts with you, my loyal readers.
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I get that from a lot of my readers. If you picked something up I would definitely seek medical attention. Get some penicillin shots. Take care of that embarrassing discharge!
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I hear you China man. And that’s why I like to hang around bars at closing time and use my signature pick up line: “Hi. No doubt you’ve seen my junk on the internet. Would you like to see it in person?” Feel free to use that line yourself. And happy hunting!
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How to Train a House Dog let me first say thank you for visiting my blog. And secondly go f*ck yourself. Upgrade your damn PC. You want feedback? How about this: Your wife was fantastic.
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You know what happens to people who don’t go along with my views? A visit to the crawlspace baby. Capish?
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A fan in Chicago has announced defection.
Cubs fan, eh? Hey, any team can have a bad 106 years.
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“Sunbathing”? Is that the euphemism kids are using now. You know when I was younger we called it “choking the chicken” or “Going to the palm prom.”
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And that is precisely why I have ordered the island bombed.
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Only include your nose area and oral cavity.
Hey, I paid for this motel room for the ENTIRE hour. I want full service!
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Tell Michael is was only business. I always like him ~ Tessio
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No, I’m circumcised but you’re welcome to check my crawlspace.
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I always use moisturizer before I go to the palm prom. Chaffing reduces the pleasure.
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Quit trying to blow smoke up my ass and ship my pot! And put some pants on when you write me.
Arrowargott writes:
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Um. Please don’t write me. The FBI has already busted down my door down twice this month.
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Yeah, I’ve had embarrassing incidents like that myself. Just remember that sex between a man and woman (or two or three women) is natural and beautiful and you have nothing to be ashamed of. But tip her pimp afterwards so you don’t get beaten up.
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I love Craigslist too!
There you have it readers. A sampling of just some of the Spam that I receive. So keep writing! (Except for you Arrowargott. You kind of freak me out.)
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“Cubs fan, eh? Hey, any team can have a bad 106 years.”
Only a Yankee fan could be that cruel.
I’m just bitter because the Yankees are going to suck this year.
P. Yogananda writes Pria Rhia’s kundalini is overstimulated. How does a holy man dead since 1954 know such things ? He must be an Indians fan.
Someone has to be an Indians, er, Native Americans fan.
Do you every worry about your crawlspace? Come the zombie apocalypse, you’re pretty much hosed.
I consider myself enlightened, compassionate and progressive. I am very pro-zombie.