Browsing the blog archives for May, 2011

An Important Message from Ahmad Shuja Pasha, Director of Pakistani Inter-Service Intelligence

In keeping with my practice of guest blogging, I have let Ahmad Shuja Pasha, Director-General of Pakistan’s Inter-Service Intelligence (ISI) say a few words. ASP:  Thank you Manhattan Infidel for letting me speak to the American people.  Though I really shouldn’t talk to an infidel.  I joke.  I joke with you because the Americans must […]


General Zod Forms Exploratory Committee to Determine If He Should Run for President in 2012

With the Republicans holding their first debate it appears that another candidate might soon join them.  General Zod has announced the formation of an exploratory committee with an eye to the 2012 Republican nomination.  I was lucky enough to snag an exclusive interview with the enigmatic general after he made the announcement. MI:  General Zod […]

My Exclusive Interview with Wife of Bin Laden Injured in Navy Seal Raid

During the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, one of his wives, Amal Ahmed Abdulfattah, a 29 year old native Yemeni who married Bin Laden in 2000 was shot and injured.  She is currently recuperating in a Pakistani Military Hospital.  I was lucky enough to be given access to her for an exclusive […]

Nine Americans Dead in Kabul Shootout; Motive Remains a Mystery

Eight American soldier and a contractor were killed during a shootout at the Kabul Airport in Afghanistan. Ahmad Gul, who was being trained by the U.S. for the nascent Afghan security force opened fire in the middle of a meeting.  Sources say that Gul was deeply depressed and shouted “Allah Akbar” as he fired.  His […]


New York Bans Competitive Sports for Children

DATELINE ALBANY, NY. New York State lawmakers, responding to a “need to protect people from themselves” has banned games and other “hate-filled” contact sports that it deems harmful or may cause a “significant risk of injury or low self-esteem.”  Among the sports banned are: Capture the Flag Tag Kickball Red Rover Wiffle ball Dodge ball […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents: Your Horoscope

In my desire to give my readers valuable information that will better their lives, I now present your horoscope.  Legal disclaimer:  Manhattan Infidel is not a licensed “horoscoper.”  He claims no knowledge of the future.  His predictions might not come true.  Manhattan Infidel cannot be held legally responsible for any injuries or deaths that may […]

Native Americans Offended by Osama Bin Laden's Code Name

There are many side stories surrounding the death of Bin Laden (Was he smoking at the time of his death? What was playing on his iPod? Beatles? Perry Como? Why did he have the entire Flying Nun DVD collection?) Perhaps the most surprising is the umbrage that Native Americans (formerly known by the offensive and […]

Hollywood Tweets Bin Laden Killing

The killing of Osama Bin Laden remains one of the moments in life that everyone will remember where they were and what they were doing when they found out.  This also includes, apparently, Hollywood.  Now for the first time I have collected Tweets from Hollywood superstars showing the various reactions from Tinseltown to Bin Laden’s […]

Final Bin Laden Tape Released

Following on the heels of his death at the hands of Navy Seals, the final tape of terror mastermind Osama Bin Laden has been released.  I was lucky enough to hear excerpts from this chilling tape. The tape begins with Bin Laden declaring eternal holy war against the west: OBL:   With the holy Prophet […]


Osama Bin Laden Kinetically De-Lived (With Updates From Hell)

Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist mastermind responsible for the 9/11 attacks was killed during a unilateral, non-nuanced military action in Pakistan.  We start our coverage from Hell. Dateline Hell I am standing in the lowest circle of Hell.  Sources say that Osama Bin Laden showed up here yesterday.  He appeared confused and was favoring a […]