Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, May 20th, 2011

Rapture Postponed

The rapture, which was scheduled for May 21st, has been postponed.  The Archangel Michael, CEO of Heaven Inc. made the announcement during a press conference this afternoon. What can I say?  Of course I’m disappointed.  But we didn’t have all our ducks lined up.   The logistics of the rapture are daunting to say the least.  […]