Browsing the blog archives for June, 2011
Middle Earth has applied to the European Union for a bailout. Faced with mounting deficits caused by out of control entitlement spending, and afraid of the reaction of its citizens if spending is cut, the kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor have asked the EU for emergency loans to forestall defaulting on its debt. In addition […]
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo today signed a landmark bill that would make New York the first state in the Union to legalize the controversial practice of gay divorce. “It’s a civil rights issue” said the Governor as he signed the bill. “Like blacks during the ’60s we must acknowledge the new civil rights movement […]
As part of my continuing series where I allow guest posts I now turn the pages of Manhattan Infidel over to the distinguished former Vice President of the United States, Al Gore. Thank you Manhattan Infidel. I appreciate the chance to reach your readers and I thank you for being a supporter of mine, a […]
“Well boys it’s a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square.” ~ Joe Schultz, manager of the Seattle Pilots, 1969. On Saturday I went to see the Yankees play interleague baseball against the Colorado “What else were we gonna call ourselves? The Colorado move along nothing to see […]
By now we’ve all seen the popular Dos Equis commercials featuring a distinguished older gentlemen. The commercials purport to show scenes from his adventurous life. But is it true? Can we trust the ads? In my insatiable quest for naked Asian women the truth I set out to discover the facts. Armed only with a […]
Good afternoon I’m Contessa Brewer with MSNBC. We start today with breaking news. A building has apparently been brought down by some sort of controlled explosion. We send you live to the scene where we will speak to the man who claims responsibility. Contessa Brewer: Good evening sir. Are you responsible for this so-called act […]
Though the economy is in a free-fall and unemployment hovers around double digits, President Obama still has his supporters. In fact, many businesses are attempting to cash in on the Obama name. Chief among these is the newly-minted “Obama Fried Chicken” store in Harlem. The owner said the name change was to show respect to […]
Today a bear relieved himself in the woods. Across America panicked citizens called into talk radio and asked what it meant. On Mike Malloy’s progressive talk radio shot Malloy talked about the day’s events. I think the fact that this bear has seen fit to relieve himself in the woods can be laid at the […]
al-Qaeda is leaderless no more. In a plebiscite conducted by al-Qaeda members Osama Bin Laden’s close associate and number two Ayman al-Zawahiri was named the leader of the worldwide terrorist organization. al-Zawahari garnered 52% of the vote, beating out Saif al-Adel who had 40% and dark horse candidate Carrot Top who received 8%. Said an […]
Bozo the Clown, beloved to generations of children around the globe died today after a shootout with police. The end came for Bozo at 3:22 P.M. when a SWAT team opened fire on his hideout. Bozo was cut down in a fusillade of bullets, ending an eight-hour rampage of terror. At approximately 7:30 AM a […]