New York Bans Competitive Sports for Children

This hate-filled white male is attempting to damage someone’s self-esteemDATELINE ALBANY, NY.

New York State lawmakers, responding to a “need to protect people from themselves” has banned games and other “hate-filled” contact sports that it deems harmful or may cause a “significant risk of injury or low self-esteem.” 

Among the sports banned are:

  • Capture the Flag
  • Tag
  • Kickball
  • Red Rover
  • Wiffle ball
  • Dodge ball
  • Any sport that contains a ball, keeps score or has a “winner” and a “loser.”

According to a Nancy Brown, psychiatrist with New York State’s Department of Education and author of the best-selling feminist book “My Vagina.  My Equality”, it has been found conclusively that so-called competitive sports are used by boys as an excuse to gain power over others.

Once they get accustomed to this power-rape at an early age they use their techniques of male-domination in other venues such as marriage, the workplace and the bathroom.  Studies have found that many men defecate with aggression.

In place of these now-banned and discredited symbols of aggression and hatred New York State will require students take “sensitivity education” classes.

It’s important for boys to realize that penis-evil exists and that it must be resisted.

Among the proposed classes will be one in which boys will be invited to strip and look at their penises while being told about how their penis is warlike, aggressive and leads to climate degradation.

They will then be invited to kiss each other.  This will help break down the barriers imposed by Euro-heterosexuality.

In addition to banning competitive sports, meat, “the diet of patriarchalism” will be banned from all schools.

We want our boys eating greens and defecating peacefully.

The new regulations will take effect in the 2011-2012 school year.



6 Responses

  1. eots says:

    Our city runs a pre-school from our neighborhood park. Apparently, they have a “no chasing games” policy there. Poor kids, boys especially.

  2. Manhattan Infidel says:

    EOTS: It’s sad, really sad how the progressives have feminized the kids.

  3. MK says:

    “Studies have found that many men defecate with aggression.”

    LOL, i’d like to see them study to ensure men defecate peacefully.

    “This will help break down the barriers imposed by Euro-heterosexuality.”

    Now that’s just nonsense, we all know those euro-wankers are more into the euro-homosexuality than the other way round.

  4. Does anyone wonder why the current generation of boys is the first to grow up less educated than their fathers?

  5. Manhattan Infidel says:

    Yes, but I bet they have great self-esteem and isn’t that the purpose of education, to make us feel good about ourselves?

  6. Ah, to feel good about your skills at a video game while unemployed and 35, living in your parents; basement… now that’s self esteem!

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