Browsing the blog archives for August, 2018
The powerful mutant known as Wolverine has announced that he will run for president in 2020. “In my travels across this great land of ours I have noticed a few things” said Wolverine. One: Citizens are concerned about the growing power of our government and […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing His Eminence, Joseph Cardinal Tobin, Archbishop of Newark and successor to the apostles. MI: Good afternoon Cardinal Tobin. CT: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: It’s been a rough couple months for America’s Catholics, hasn’t it? CT: Yes. We in the hierarchy have […]
My day began, as all Manhattan Infidel’s days begin, emptying the ash trays and collecting the empty bottles of whiskey to put in the recyclables, when a great flash of light appeared in my four bedroom three bedroom two bedroom one bedroom studio apartment. Am I having an […]
Once upon a time there was a TV show. And that TV show was called “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.” It was literally the most important thing to happen in the world since D Day, the replacement of Dick York with Dick Sargent and New Coke combined. […]
Senator John McCain (R-AZ) died Saturday night. The face of the military-industrial complex has said, through his family, that the best way to remember him would be to bomb his funeral. “No doubt many of my colleagues from Capitol Hill will be there” he reportedly said shortly before dying. […]
Captain Kirk, recently returned from a mirror universe admitted today that, for all its faults, the mirror universe had “possibilities.” “Sure the other universe was violent” said Kirk. And bloodthirsty. And one moved up in rank by assassinating people. But really is that so different […]
Lieutenant Commander Spock of the evil mirror universe has shaved his goatee. “I had a long talk with Kirk” said the formerly pure evil Spock. Not my Kirk but the one from the good universe. He told me that my universe was illogical and cannot endure. That […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel (I report, you never read me) I have the pleasure of interviewing former CIA director John Brennan. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Brennan. JB: Whatever punk. MI: Let’s get right to the point. You have made well-known your contempt for President Trump. JB: Slimebucket. Bastard. C*cksucker. He shall […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the unusual pleasure of interviewing two dead people, namely Americans and elite Georgetown graduates Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan. MI: Good afternoon to both of you. JA & LG: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Would the two of you like anything to eat? JA & LG: […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing His Honor Andrew Cuomo, the governor of the great state of New York. MI: Good afternoon Governor Cuomo AC: Who the hell are you? MI: I’m Manhattan Infidel. AC: Manhattan Infidel was never that great. MI: I happen to […]