Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, August 2nd, 2018

San Francisco to Offer Farming Communities Their Homeless Feces!

              In a¬†welcome display of Blue State-Red State cooperation, San Francisco has generously offered to give struggling farming communities in the interior of America their abundant supply of homless feces to use as fertilizer. “We have a lot of poop on our streets” said San Francisco’s newly elected mayor, […]