Browsing the blog archives for September, 2018

Kavanaugh Confirmation Chaos: Kavanaugh’s Mother Says “He Sucked My Breast As a Child!”

              With the hearings on Brett Kavanaugh already controversial because of allegations he groped a woman when he was 17 years old, comes late-breaking word that Kavanaugh’s mother has confirmed that the potential Supreme Court justice did “on many occasions” commit an act of blatant harassment by placing his […]

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Bert and Ernie: We Visited Ex-Cardinal McCarrick’s Beach House!

            Bert and Ernie, popular characters on Sesame Street, have announced that they often visited disgraced ex-Cardinal Theodore McCarrick’s infamous beach house in New Jersey.  I had the pleasure of sitting down with the dynamic duo to talk about their experience. MI: Good afternoon. B: Good afternoon. E: How are you doing? MI: So […]

Manhattan Infidel’s Guide to the History of the White Power Symbol

              In the past two weeks not only have Brett Kavanaugh’s aide Nina Bash given the white power hand symbol but a man working for the Coast Guard gave it on live television. That has prompted many of my readers my reader to ask “Golly Manhattan Infidel. This use […]

My Exclusive Interview with Google’s Vice President for Global Affairs and Chief Legal Officer, Kent Walker

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a big wig from the world’s most popular search engine, Kent Walker from Google. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Walker. KW: Good afternoon you disgusting pervert. MI: What? KW: We at Google have your entire internet history, remember. What is […]

Evil Donald Trump, Who is Literally Hitler, Creates Hurricane Florence in Hopes of Killing Babies of Color!

            Editor’s Note: The following is an addendum to Bob Woodward’s new book, “Fear:  Trump in the White House” rushed for print to coincide with Hurricane Florence. History’s greatest monster, the diabolical Donald Trump, sat in the situation room in the White House observing Hurricane Florence’s track up the Carolina coast. […]

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From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, 2023: Americans Eagerly Await More Food Shortages!

              With the Democratic Socialist Party of America having a majority in both houses of Congress, Americans are bracing for record-breaking food shortages during the winter. “People have to ask themselves how important it is to eat every day” said Nancy Pelosi (Democratic Socialist-CA), the Speaker of the House. […]

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Entire Population of Mexico Now Playing Guitar on New York City Subways!

              At a press conference at City Hall, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill DeBlasio) officially announced what all New Yorkers long suspected:  They are way too many Mexicans playing guitar on our subways. “As many New Yorkers would know there are lots of Mexicans in our city” said […]

Nike Admits It Has Backup Plan if Kaepernick Endorsement Backfires!

              Finally addressing the rumors, shoe apparel company Nike admitted that they have other endorsements lined up just in case the association with Kaepernick creates a backlash. “We stand behind making Colin Kaepernick the face of Nike” said its CEO, Mark “Dumb Ass” Parker. By taking a stand by […]

My Exclusive Interview with Cory Booker

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the junior senator from the great state of New Jersey and possible Democratic presidential candidate, none other than Cory Booker himself. MI: Good afternoon Senator Booker. CB: OUR COUNTRY IS IN CRISIS! MI: Yeah, um it’s Monday. Do you mind not screaming […]

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Meghan McCain Opens Eulogy School!

            After winning rave reviews for her eulogy at her father’s funeral, where she bravely spoke truth to power and said bad things about Donald Trump, who is literally Hitler, Meghan McCain has decided to open a school for people who need tips on fashioning the perfect eulogy. “As the […]

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