Browsing the blog archives for September, 2018
At a press conference at City Hall, Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill DeBlasio) officially announced what all New Yorkers long suspected: They are way too many Mexicans playing guitar on our subways. “As many New Yorkers would know there are lots of Mexicans in our city” said […]
Finally addressing the rumors, shoe apparel company Nike admitted that they have other endorsements lined up just in case the association with Kaepernick creates a backlash. “We stand behind making Colin Kaepernick the face of Nike” said its CEO, Mark “Dumb Ass” Parker. By taking a stand by […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the junior senator from the great state of New Jersey and possible Democratic presidential candidate, none other than Cory Booker himself. MI: Good afternoon Senator Booker. CB: OUR COUNTRY IS IN CRISIS! MI: Yeah, um it’s Monday. Do you mind not screaming […]
After winning rave reviews for her eulogy at her father’s funeral, where she bravely spoke truth to power and said bad things about Donald Trump, who is literally Hitler, Meghan McCain has decided to open a school for people who need tips on fashioning the perfect eulogy. “As the […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Late Night talk show host Stephen Colbert. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Colbert. SC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You host CBS’ Late Night show, replacing David Letterman. Those must be big shoes to fill. SC: Not at all. David and I have much in […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton. MI: Good afternoon Mr President. BC: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It’s always a pleasure to talk to the press. You boys in the press have been very nice to me and Hillary […]