Browsing the blog archives for October, 2018

War Between McDonald’s and Burger King Escalates as Ronald McDonald Goes to the Mattresses!

                    The feud between rival underworld fast food proprietors Ronald McDonald and the Burger King escalated after the Burger King ordered a hit on officer Big Mac (pictured here).                     The struggle for dominance in the fast […]

Manhattan Infidel Answers All Your Questions About the Worst Week in American History (AKA the “Someone Wants to Harm Our Democratic Masters Week”)

                    Wednesday, June 24, a date which will live in infamy, The natural masters of America, the Democrats, were suddenly and deliberately attacked by the forces of evil (also known as Republicans). And so began a week of horror unparalleled in American history. Men wept in […]


My Exclusive Interview with the Tree of Life Synagogue Shooter, Robert Bowers

                In the wake of the tragic shooting over the weekend at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania many have wondered what were the shooter’s motivations?  While others in the mainstream media have speculated only I have traveled to the hospital where Robert Bowers is recovering […]


An Open Letter from the Democratic National Committee

            With the crucial mid-terms just two weeks away I was contacted by the Democratic National Committee and asked if I would share a message from them with my readers. Naturally I was quite happy drunk to do as they asked. So without further adieu I now present a critical message […]


Suspicious Packages Mailed to CNN, Obama and Clintons; Serfs Advised to be More Respectful to Their Masters

                    Wednesday was a day of terror throughout the United States, possibly more damaging than 9/11, after a series of suspicious packages were mailed to America’s elite. David Gregory, a member of the ruling class of America, spoke for all when he said: Political violence against […]


Luke Skywalker Sued by Animal Rights Activists!

            Famous Rebel Alliance fighter Luke Skywalker may have more than Imperial Stormtroopers to worry about after animal rights activists sued him for killing a tauntaun and sleeping inside it. “Some hero” said the leader of “People Opposed to Cutting Open Tauntauns” said when instituting the lawsuit. Tauntauns are our friends […]

Activist Pretty Certain He’s Annoyed About Something

              Local area resident Adam N., a self-described “Lifestyle and Gender Activist” has announced on his Twitter feed that he is very annoyed. He just hasn’t found out what he wants to be annoyed about yet. “From my earliest days I have always felt annoyed and discontented” said the […]

Manhattan Infidel Visits the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul, Turkey

                The entire world CNN and MSNBC have been outraged by the disappearance of the innocent journalist Muslim Brotherhood member, terrorist, probably a spy Jamal Khashoggi. Being a member of the MSM myself, I have an interest in this story and flew out to Istanbul last weekend to visit the […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents: My Exclusive Interview with Big Bird!

                    This past week one of the groundbreaking characters in children’s television retired. I of course and referring to Big Bird. I had the pleasure to sit down with him to talk about his career. MI: Good afternoon Big Bird. BB: Pleasure to be here. MI: Wow. Where to […]

Borg Hit With Title 9 Complaint After Triggering Coeds!

                The Borg will have to appear in Federal Court after a Title 9 complaint was issued against them. The trouble for the Borg began when several Borg beamed down to the SUNY Oswego campus and began making a general nuisance of themselves. “I was walking across campus […]