Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

Luke Skywalker Sued by Animal Rights Activists!

            Famous Rebel Alliance fighter Luke Skywalker may have more than Imperial Stormtroopers to worry about after animal rights activists sued him for killing a tauntaun and sleeping inside it. “Some hero” said the leader of “People Opposed to Cutting Open Tauntauns” said when instituting the lawsuit. Tauntauns are our friends […]