Browsing the blog archives for October, 2018
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ (the most trusted name in made up shit) I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than Massachusetts senator and potential 2020 presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren. MI: Good afternoon Senator Warren. [Warren begins to dance in a circle] MI: Um. Senator Warren? EW: Silence. […]
Rush hour commuters in New York City were thrown for a loop when the car they were riding in was hurtled into orbit by the alt-right vigilante known as Superman. “I was just trying to get to the Yankee game” said one commuter. And the […]
Local farmer “Old MacDonald” has announced that he will “do everything in his power to fight the state” which he has declared his “sworn enemy.” “I’m a small farmer who is just trying to make a living” said the erstwhile quiet, non-radical citizen. I’m barely […]
Divers to the wreck of the Titanic have discovered shocking new evidence that changes prevalent theories as to what actually sank the doomed ship. “What we found down there frightened and disgusted us.” said a dive member. Before we all thought it was an iceberg. Granted they […]
Shocking new evidence has recently been unearthed that explains why the feminist senator Ted Kennedy waited 10 hours to report the accident at Chappaquiddick: He wasn’t in the car! “I have held my peace for almost 50 years” said a member of Chappaquiddick Island’s first responder team […]
New evidence confirms what many have always suspected: The Nanking Massacre during the second Sino-Japanese War that killed an estimated 300,000 was started by new Supreme Court judge Brett Kavanaugh. The evidence has until recently been sitting in top secret Japanese archives. “I went to college in Japan and I […]
The green-skinned humanoid Brainiac, often considered Superman’s 2nd greatest enemy, has been linked with “credible allegations” of sexual harassment. “My client denies all these allegations” said Brainiac’s lawyer. He has never sexually harassed anyone. Why would he need to harass women? The women come to him! […]
If the Brett Kavanaugh hearings have taught me anything (besides the fact that our Republic is doomed and Civil War is inevitable) it is that high school yearbooks are fair game and must be closely investigated. And so, armed only with my ruthless devotion to the facts beer, […]
Wow what a week it’s been. Manhattan Infidel has spared no expense beer to provide his readers with the facts about the disgustingly partisan shit show confirmation hearings of Brett Kavanaugh. But fear no more readers. It’s Friday. You’ve done well. Now sit back and relax during […]
Part IV! Like Part III but more. More fun! More excitement! More. Because IV is more than III. (My fiancee is very good at math and she assures me this is so.) Today I shall concentrate on the honorable Christopher Coons (D-DE) and his line of questioning. […]