Browsing the blog archives for August, 2018

Betty Boop: Casey Affleck Sexually Harassed Me!

                    Notorious bad girl sex symbol Betty Boop has unleashed explosive allegations against actor and director Casey Affleck. “While working on a film with him I was subject to repeated harassment and innuendos” said the curvy brunette. He kept leering at me. Granted I am very […]

Manhattan Infidel Calls for the Defunding and Eventual Abolition of ICE!

        Like many of my readers reader homeless dude who skims my pool, I have recently noticed how controversial ice has become. Many are protesting ice and calling for its abolition. This came as a surprise to me as I use ice frequently in my daily life, particularly during the summer months. […]

My Exclusive Interview with Anti-War Activist Cindy Sheehan (Who Used to be Famous)

              Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I am feeling a bit nostalgic so I’ve decided to interview a figure who used to be famous back in the first decade of this century. I am referring to none other than anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan. MI: Good afternoon Miss […]


From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, January 20, 2025: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Sworn in as 46th President of the United States of America!

            For the first time in its racist, sexist, homophobic history, a gendered womyn of color was sworn in as President of the United States. Thousands of proud Hispanics from such far flung regions as the South Bronx and Northern Manhattan lined the Capitol building to see one of their […]

Jupiter Comes Out; Will Transition to Sun

                    The gas giant Jupiter shocked the tight knit Solar System community today when he announced that he self-identifies as a sun and will begin immediate transformation. “It’s true” said the former gas giant. All my life I’ve believed I was different. That I didn’t fit […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, 2037: Mueller Probe Enters 20th Year!

          A milestone in Washington D.C. history was reached today as Robert Mueller’s probe into alleged Russian collusion during the 2016 election entered its 20th year. The probe has outlasted the Trump administration, the Second American Civil War that saw Washington burned to the ground and even special prosecutor Mueller himself. […]


Manhattan Infidel Examines the Subtle and Nuanced Tweets of Sarah Jeong

#eliminatewhitefolk   As many may know the New York Times (“All the news that’s fit to make up”) recently came into a bit of controversy when they hired Sarah Jeong to join their editorial board.  Many complained that her tweets were racist. I, Manhattan Infidel, decided to see if there was any truth to this rumor […]


Mr. Peanut Grows to Seventy Five Feet and Goes on Rampage!

                The beloved peanut known as Mr. Peanut shocked the world today when he grew to 75 feet tall and went on a rampage, destroying a town, ripping up interstates, killing innocent men, women and children and causing over 30 million in property damage. “I was sitting in […]

My Exclusive Interview with Pope Francis

            Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing none other than the successor to St. Peter and the current bishop of Rome, His Holiness Pope Francis. MI: Good afternoon your Holiness. PF: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: Let’s start out by asking you about the death penalty. PF: Yes, yes, the […]


From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, January 20, 2021: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AKA “Alexandria Occasional Cortex”) Sworn in as United States’ 46th President!

            Stunning the political, indeed the entire world, Alexandria Octavio-Cortez beat Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.  Winning 125 percent of the undocumented immigrant vote and 236 percent of college students and the those under 18 vote, she coasted to victory over Trump, hopefully the last white male of northern European […]