From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives, January 20, 2021: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AKA “Alexandria Occasional Cortex”) Sworn in as United States’ 46th President!

Socialism today! Socialism tomorrow! Socialism forever!







Stunning the political, indeed the entire world, Alexandria Octavio-Cortez beat Donald Trump in the 2020 presidential election.  Winning 125 percent of the undocumented immigrant vote and 236 percent of college students and the those under 18 vote, she coasted to victory over Trump, hopefully the last white male of northern European origin ever to hold power.

Promising a new deal for America, Ocasio-Cortez has vowed to use her special Latina wisdom to craft compassionate socialist policies that would once again, after the terror of Anglo Saxon white male rule, make the United States a shining example to the world.

But what would those policies be?  Ocasio-Cortex vowed to use her inauguration address to lay out in detail what her administration would do.

As a service to my readers reader do you want to touch it parole officer  no one in particular I now present the official text of her inaugural address:

My fellow documented and undocumented Americans:

Today I take an oath to the blood of my people I feel in my veins (and by people I mean Latinos. Excepting Cubans who vote Republican). It is very appropriate then that today we sound the drum for socialism as has the honorary Latino Bernie Sanders before us. Let us rise to the call of socialism- loving blood that is in us and send our answer to the tyranny of capitalism that clanks its chains upon non-whites. In the name of the greatest people that have ever trod this earth, and by that I mean Latinos excepting as I have said before Cubans, who vote Republican and therefore cannot be viewed as equals, I draw the line in the dust and toss the gauntlet before the feet of capitalism . . . and I say . . . socialism today . . . socialism tomorrow . . . socialism forever.

Many people ask me where will the money come from to create the new socialist order? It’s quite simple. America is the richest nation in the world. And we have become the richest nation in the world by printing the most money. My administration will print even more money. Give us whatever you have. Receipts, bills paid and unpaid, The Buffalo Bills, ransom notes, internal organs, external organs and Bob Eubanks. Give them to us in Washington and we will turn them into money. By continually printing money we will never run out of money and my administration will immanentize the eschaton!

Secondly, we shall get rid of the Jews. Jews are capitalists and oppose socialism. Once I really am in power, my first and foremost task will be the annihilation of the Jews. As soon as I have the power to do so, I will have gallows built in rows—as many as traffic allows. Then the Jews will be hanged indiscriminately, and they will remain hanging until they stink; they will hang there as long as the principles of hygiene permit. As soon as they have been untied, the next batch will be strung up, and so on down the line, until the last Jew in America has been exterminated. Other cities will follow suit, precisely in this fashion, until all America has been completely cleansed of the capitalist Jews.

Thank you and may the socialist state bless you my fellow Americans, documented and undocumented!

Well, socialism is a compassionate system that allows us to make economic progress so I guess everything will be okay.



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