Browsing the blog archives for August, 2018
In a welcome display of Blue State-Red State cooperation, San Francisco has generously offered to give struggling farming communities in the interior of America their abundant supply of homless feces to use as fertilizer. “We have a lot of poop on our streets” said San Francisco’s newly elected mayor, […]
Theodore McCarrick, who recently resigned from the College of Cardinals after a sex scandal, has revealed that at one point he was harassed by Leslie Moonves of CBS, who himself is the target of sexual harassment allegations. “I was at my beach house with some seminarians” declared the […]