Browsing the blog archives for January, 2015
With the new year upon us many readers, confused by the events of the past four months, have asked me to come up with a handy race riot lexicon so that they can better understand what the media is reporting. And so now, presented for your approval, is the Official Manhattan Infidel Race Riot Lexicon.™ […]
It has been announced that well-known North Pole prospector Yukon Cornelius is under investigation by the Island of Misfit Toys Department of Thought for possible hate crimes. “He’s been on our radar for awhile now” said Charlie-in-the-Box (pictured here), the Department of Thought’s sub-commissar. His very presence has been an issue with some of our […]
It is a slow news day here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™. And by slow news day I have decided to spend my time sending photos of my penis on Snapchat rather than look at the papers. But it seems I cannot ignore the outside world. Try as I may my voyeuristic self-pleasuring keeps […]
Lately apologies have been all the rage. From scientists having to apologize over t shirts to Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting having to apologize for offending feminists it seems everyone wants to apologize. Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we wish to join the bandwagon. However since at the moment we have nothing to apologize for […]
With the tragic news coming out of Paris that a newspaper had been attacked and dozens killed the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action to cover the story. Doing my duty as a member of the mainstream media I now present this handy template so readers can make sense of these events. Three […]
One week after firing head coach Rex Ryan and GM John Idzik after a disappointing 4-12 season the axe fell on the Jets offensive coordinator, Gandalf. “We had high hopes for Gandalf when he hired him” said the Jets owner, Woody Johnson. “It just didn’t work out.” Before being hired by the Jets Gandalf was […]
Embattled New York City Mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr., (stage name Bill de Blasio) was hospitalized today with an unknown ailment. “He came in on a stretcher” said a nurse. He was on his stomach and he had his butt up in the air. He kept screaming, “It hurts. It hurts. God it hurts!” The nurses […]
With the 2016 election only a year away many contenders are crowding the field. Today it is my honor to have the Republican Party’s presidential nominee for 2016, Jeb Bush sit down with me to answer my questions. MI: Good afternoon Mr, Bush. JB: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It is a pleasure to be here to answer […]
Like most bloggers I have the ability to travel through space and time. This has many advantages, one of which is I get to report on events that have not yet happened. (Why wait until next December to find out what the year brings?) Because time travel is like bacon. Mm. Bacon. Bacon bacon bacon […]