Browsing the blog archives for March, 2018
Beloved law and order personality McGruff the Crime dog has entered rehab after a series of embarrassing incidents that tarnished his previously unsullied reputation. The problems began for McGruff (real name Sparky} after he led police to 100 pounds of cocaine. “McGruff just went crazy” said a fellow […]
Yesterday, March 14th 2018, a date which shall live in infamy, thousands of students across the United States walked out of school to demand rights be taken away from their fellow citizens. “I’m 16 and my voice shall not be silenced” said one student who walked out of class. […]
John Rambo has been sued by Hope, Washington after his late rampage destroyed the town’s sheriff’s office and much of the downtown business district. “We are a small peaceful town that likes a small peaceful existence” said Hope’s mayor. And then this Rambo character shows up. Sheriff Teasle told me […]
Big screen adaptations of Comics are all the rage now and with Easter just three weeks away I thought it was time to go see the latest movie in that genre: Santa v Easter Bunny: Dawn of Justice. Much like Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice the […]
Tragedy struck the pop world as Katy Perry, beloved by millions the world over for kissing girls, roaring and a curious left shark, killed a nun in broad daylight. The singer had been engaged in a protracted court battle with The Sisters of The Most Holy and […]
The National Football League announced today that starting with the 2018 season all starting lines must include 1/3 female representation, 1/3 transsexual representation and 1/3 binary representation. “For too long the National Football League has been the bastion of penises” said Commissioner Roger Goodell. Look on any sideline during […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing a woman who has been in the news a lot lately. I am referring of course to Oprah Winfrey. MI: Good afternoon Miss Winfrey. OW:Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It is a pleasure […]
Like many people my age I remember fondly the Six Million Dollar Man TV show. Steve Austin. Astronaut. Barely alive. But what many people do not realize is the the show we saw was not the original version. That was called “The Six Million Dollar Penis” but […]
Two weeks after the massacre in Florida and a week after President Donald Trump said he would be comfortable arming teachers, the teachers of America remain united in refusing to arm or even take firearms training. “Trump is literally Hitler” said one teacher. He wants to arm us? […]
Like most people who read this blog Manhattan Infidel keeps a close eye on popular culture. Okay maybe “close eye” is just a polite way of saying “stalking.” But the point remains covering pop culture is a large part of this blog. Yesterday Hollywood held its annual Oscar ceremony where […]