Browsing the blog archives for May, 2015
Being a well-established, well-known, well-paid blogger has its perks. Or so I’ve been told. I am none of those. But I was lucky enough to snag an interview with Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Like many in the media I was confused by the fact that Cruz, who claims to be Hispanic, could also be […]
Once again, as they have proved time and time again, America’s royal family, the Kennedys, have been generous enough to provide Manhattan Infidel with fodder to write about. So rather than keep you waiting let’s get right at it. Kyra Kennedy, the 19-year-old daughter of environmental scam artist and former heroin addict Robert Kennedy Jr […]
Warren Wilhelm Jr, former mayor of New York City and The 45th President of the United States announced today that he will be moving the Capitol to Nicaragua. “Washington D.C. is hopelessly white.” And with the white race comes corruption and greed, envy and racism, intolerance and extremism in the name of the white man’s […]
“I have a vision that one day baseball fans will be forced to wait in line to go through metal detectors to see the greatest game ever” ~ Babe Ruth on a meth binge. And so on a hot and humid day in the Bronx the first place Yankees finished their homestand against the Baltimore […]
Breaking news out of Hawaii! The United States naval base at Pearl Harbor has been attacked by the Empire of Japan. News has just reached the mainland that the United States base is in shambles, its ships sunk and its sailors killed. Like many in the news media we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™, […]
After months of intensive, behind-the-scenes investigations, the National Football League released yesterday its findings on the so-called “Deflate Gate” scandal where the New England Patriots were accused of deflating footballs used by Tom Brady during the AFC Championship game in January. Among the shocking findings: New England Patriots personnel participated in violations of the NFL […]
With the 2016 Presidential campaign in full swing attention has focused on the announced and yet-to-be-announced candidates. Many have written me to ask who I would support. After giving it careful thought and investigating where the candidates stand on today’s hot-button issues I have decided that there is only one person for the job: former […]
Two years after her controversial decision to have both of her breasts removed because she has a gene that makes her predisposed to contracting the disease, Jolie has had her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed for the same reason. “Further tests showed that I was predisposed to getting other cancers” she said in a written […]
To the citizens of Baltimore: Greetings and salutations. Like many citizens of Detroit I have watched the rioting in Baltimore with one thought on my mind: “Well thank God Detroit is no longer alone.” I am filled with joy at knowing that at last Detroit has a sister city. I want to assure all the […]
John Hamm, a rich man with a large penis and the star of the widely popular show “Mad Men” has completed a stint in rehab for alcohol abuse. “It’s true” said Hamm’s agent. My client struggled with his fame. I remember him telling me, “I have shitloads of money, more women than I can shake […]