Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, May 21st, 2015

Rudolph Commits Suicide!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, who reached dizzying heights of fame and was known as the “Beatles of the North Pole” committed suicide by hanging himself from a tree early this morning. Rudolph’s career had been in decline for decades and he was in New York looking for work off-Broadway. “The kid saved Christmas.  How […]