Browsing the blog archives for June, 2013
In the week since the shocking disclosure that veteran actor Michael Douglas’ throat cancer was caused by oral sex the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel has been flooded. Literally. Damn kitchen sink. I should call a plumber. Anyway back to our topic today: The stunning discovery that Catherine Zeta-Jones causes cancer. I shall now try, […]
Note: Through my sources in the government I watch The West Wing I have discovered that the following email will be sent out to all college graduates. Have you considered a career in the State Department? While not as glamorous as a career in the NSA we at the State Department like to think of […]
Greetings recent graduates. Having completed college you are about to embark on your careers. Most will become teachers, fireman or in some capacity work for the government. A few of you will get jobs in the private sector. But have you considered a career in the NSA? As an employee of the NSA you will […]
Good morning. It has come to our attention at the Internal Revenue Service that you recently had a medical procedure performed (the removal of a gallbladder.) As you may be aware the IRS is in charge of administering the Affordable Care Act. Under the authority granted to us by Congress please answer our questions. Please […]
As many may already know, New York City has recently started the world’s largest bike share program. Hailed as pro-environment, the bike share program will allow New Yorkers to pick up a bike at any of the designated kiosks for the low price of 95 dollars per year. Naturally a new program like this will […]
Beloved superhero Superman has turned seventy five. I recently had the opportunity to sit down and talk with him on a wide range of subjects, including what it’s like to be a senior citizen. MI: Good afternoon Superman. SM: What? MI: I said good afternoon. SM: Oh. You’ll have to excuse me son. I don’t hear […]
Following the shocking and unprecedented totally expected news that it was Leon Panetta himself who leaked the details of the raid that killed Osama Bin Laden I have used my investigative skills tell me what I want to know or I’ll photoshop more photos of you to compile a partial list of Leon Panetta’s other […]
No new post today. I’m playing hookie. Why? Because I’m Manhattan Infidel, dammit. And I can. But Before I go I’d like to leave you with these thoughts. The autocorrect on my computer wishes to change “hookie” to “honky.” Now that would change the post considerably. And I’m not even sure one can play so-called […]
“The hookers in Cleveland don’t have as much class as the hookers in New York.” ~ attributed to Nick “Bro” Swisher Tonight I went to see the Yankees play the Cleveland Native Americans which featured the return of Nick Swisher to Yankee Stadium. The Yankees started Andy Pettitte (4-3 3.83) in his first start after […]
An 18-year old girl in Florida has been arrested and charged with a second degree felony after authorities learned that she had a sexual relationship with her underage girlfriend. The girls began their sexual relationship in the bathroom of the the school the two attended. According to the complaint they allegedly had relations on a […]