Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, June 14th, 2013

Catherine Zeta-Jones Causes Cancer!

In the week since the shocking disclosure that veteran actor Michael Douglas’ throat cancer was caused by oral sex the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel has been flooded.  Literally.  Damn kitchen sink.  I should call a plumber.  Anyway back to our topic today:  The stunning discovery that Catherine Zeta-Jones causes cancer.  I shall now try, […]