Browsing the blog archives for October, 2011
Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we pride ourselves on the ability to outrun the police while wearing nothing but high heels and carrying lubricant and a Penthouse magazine from 1985. But also, and more importantly, we our proud of our work in bringing important information to our readers. Information that others in […]
Calling it a “historic opportunity” to reach out to the disenfranchised, New York University President John Sexton announced that new classes will be offered specifically for the Occupy Wall Street protesters. Brandishing a pamphlet containing descriptions of the new classes Sexton claimed that this “will put NYU on the forefront of higher education for a […]
The famous Easy-Bake Oven, beloved to generations of children but mom I don’t want to bake I want to go outside and play has become the latest victim of government bureaucracy run wild. While the Easy-Bake Oven is still legal (for now) the EPA has announced that new regulations will govern the sale and use […]
As promised I now continue my award-winning this South American weed is strong series on the Pastoral Constitution of the Democratic Party. The Dignity of Significant Others The well-being of society is closely bound up with the healthy state of conjugal life. Hence Democrats today are overjoyed to witness the various ways in which progress […]
Paul McCartney, 69 married long-time lover and MTA Board member Nancy Shevell, 51, in a civil ceremony in London on Sunday. The bride, Shevell, is the second-cousin of American media mogul Barbara Walters who introduced the couple and acted as a matchmaker. Said Walters: I’ve known Sir Paul for years. After his disastrous marriage to […]
Following up on a previous post I now present part two of the Pastoral Constitution of the Democratic Party. Will there parts three or four? As a blogger I am committed to the truth beer. I will continue to report the facts drink beer for my thousands six loyal readers. So yes there will be […]
“We lost to the Dodgers in ’55. I blame myself. I was up all night before game seven with some Swedish girls, Liberace and a suction machine and it affected my performance on the field. But hey, at least I didn’t end up with syphilis like Mickey.” ~ Yogi Berra And so once again the […]
Last week I presented the Dogmatic Constitution of the Democratic Party. Now through my contacts in the main steam media I present the Pastoral Constitution of the Democratic Party. Unlike the Dogmatic Constitution which focused on core beliefs, the Pastoral Constitution outlines how the Democrats will put their beliefs into action. Because of the length […]
As part of my continuing series aimed at making my readers more knowledgeable about the issues in the 2012 Presidential campaign I now present the Democratic Party’s official document on its relation with non-Democratic parties: In this age of ours, where men (and liberal women) are drawing more closely together and the bonds of friendship […]
Recently I had the chance to go to Lower Manhattan and observe first-hand the protests that have garnered world-wide attention and sympathy known as “Occupy Wall Street.” I was motivated by curiosity. Who where they? What did they believe in? What did they hope to accomplish? Did they have any weed to sell me? Were […]