The Pastoral Constitution of the Democratic Party (Part Three)

Democrat Harry Reid prays for Barack ObamaAs promised I now continue my award-winning this South American weed is strong series on the Pastoral Constitution of the Democratic Party.

The Dignity of Significant Others

The well-being of society is closely bound up with the healthy state of conjugal life.  Hence Democrats today are overjoyed to witness the various ways in which progress is being made in expanding the definition of conjugal life.  No longer must Democrats be constrained by the bourgeois limit of so-called male-female marriage.

The intimate partnership of life and love between a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and a woman, or a man and two men or a man and two woman or a woman and two women or a man and a goat or a man and Wayne Newton is an institution confirmed by Holy Mother Democratic Party.

For the Democratic Party itself is the author of significant other legislation and for this reason dissent is not allowed.

Children (as long as they are no more than one per family) are to be cherished by the significant others (care-givers) who temporarily reside in the domicile.

With sentiments of gratitude, affection, trust and outrage over social injustice children will repay their care-givers for the healthy indoctrination into progressive values given to them in the domicile.

Significant Other Love

Love between a man and a woman, or a man and a man, or a woman and and woman, or a man and two men, or a woman and two women or a man and a goat or a man and Wayne Newton is uniquely expressed and perfected by the acts proper to significant other love (sex.)

Hence the acts of significant otherhood by which the intimate union of the spouses takes place are noble and honorable; Especially when male-male fellatio is involved or two young attractive women in their 20s make love to each other.

Authentic significant other love will be held in high esteem and healthy public opinion will be quick to recognize it (or the Democratic Party will be forced to act through the courts to obtain legalization.)

The Fruitfulness of Significant Other Love

Significant other love is by nature ordered to the procreation and indoctrination of children (but only one per family as we must fight Global Warming and children’s diapers lead to climate change.)  If possible let your children go naked without diapers for only by doing this will our wounded planet heal.

Care givers should ensure that the conscience of children is conformed to the law of the Democratic Party, in the light of the teaching authority of the Democratic Party, which is the authentic interpreter of global warming and overpopulation.

Life is good.  (As long as care-givers use contraception and limit their children to one per family.)  And life is sacred and must be protected from the very moment a person becomes eligible to vote. Hence, the death penalty is an abomination.  A prisoner executed is one less Democrat.

End of Part Three the strip clubs are opening now and I need to find singles.


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  1. LAS recommends Part 4 cover the “Gub’ment given right to the pursuit of other people’s stuff.”

    “Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive”

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