Browsing the blog archives for February, 2011
With our national debt now exceeding 13 trillion dollars and interest payments alone reaching 413 billion many Americans are having a hard time coming to grips with the reality of unsupportable debt. Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we have struggled with exactly how to present our impending financial armageddon in a way […]
Representative Christopher Lee of upstate New York abruptly resigned his seat in the House yesterday after shirtless pictures of him that he posted answering a Craigslist personal ad became available online. Ironically, Lee’s district abuts the district of similarly disgraced representative Eric Massa. Said a resident of upstate New York, “Well, it’s not like we […]
Dr. Zachary Jones, research scientist at the Institute for Science Stuff, knew immediately his invention would change the world. It has five speeds and three pulse patterns! And when I put a lawnmower in front of it, well damned if it didn’t start her up and cut the grass. I’m hoping for a Nobel prize […]
The news that English Actor Henry Cavill, best known for his role in The Tudors, will be the next Superman has thrown new light on an old Hollywood tradition: hiring the English to play American roles. “Hollywood has always had an inferiority complex about itself” according to one pop culture historian. “And it sees the […]
Minutes after the Green Bay Packers, led by quarterback Aaron Rodgers won Superbowl XLV, millions of phones across the United States were inundated with pictures of Brett Favre’s penis. The resulting traffic caused many servers to crash, leaving a large portion of the United States without cellular coverage.’ “I’ve never seen anything like it” said […]
The staid, conservative Midwestern city of Milwaukee Wisconsin has been torn in two by the infamous Howard Cunningham scandal. Cunningham, businessman, lodge member and erstwhile family man shocked his friends and family by sending out a written statement announcing the end of his marriage to his wife Marion. After years of denying my true sexuality […]
Having been fired, having left his job as the host of Countdown on MSNBC, noted journalist Keith Olbermann has asked me if he could use my blog to send a special message detailing his plans for the future. Naturally I said yes, as long as he didn’t use my bathroom. Take it away Keith: Thank […]
U.S. District Judge Roger Vinson has ruled that Congress violated the Constitution by requiring Americans to buy health insurance and that the entire law “must be declared void.” The Obama Administration said that is has no plans to halt implementation of the law. “We will continue to give the American people what they don’t want” […]
Recently I had a chance to land an interview with George Taylor, better known as the only survivor of four astronauts who landed in Earth’s future, where humans were enslaved and inferior and the planet was ruled by Apes. The interview took place over dinner. MI: Thanks for meeting with me. Taylor: Manhattan Infidel, would […]