Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Scientist Invents Vibrator that Mows Lawn; Men Officially Declared Obsolete

Dr. Zachary Jones, research scientist at the Institute for Science Stuff, knew immediately his invention would change the world. It has five speeds and three pulse patterns!  And when I put a lawnmower in front of it, well damned if it didn’t start her up and cut the grass. I’m hoping for a Nobel prize […]