Browsing the blog archives for October, 2009
The Internet today announced the release of its latest much-touted but troubled Operating System, the Al Gore 2.0. This latest Al Gore will be the first version available to the general public. After extensive beta testing of Al Gore versions 1.0 and 1.5 revealed major bugs that had to be eliminated the Internet is confident […]
10. Volume volume volume! 9. I’ve been looking for a woman to replace my mother for years. 8. The home office approves. 7. Why does Sara Palin ignore me? I just want her to love me. 6. To get over the pain of being a bitter old man years past his prime. 5. Just wanted […]
Today in Hollywood a special rally was held to support embattled director Roman Polanski. The chairperson of the National Society to Support Roman Polanski spoke in front of an enthusiastic audience that numbered in the thousands. “Hollywood has always stood for one thing” he said. “Rampant drug abuse?” asked one man in the crowd. “Okay, […]
The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops announced today that they are making certain “necessary and fundamental” changes in how the Mass will be celebrated in the United States. “Like Vatican II, which was a call for change, what we are implementing will bring the Church into the 21st Century and beyond” states Francis Cardinal George. […]