Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

United States Files Restraining Order Against Europe

The United States today filed a restraining order against the Continent of Europe.  Citing an “uncomfortable pattern of behavior ” that breached a natural comfort zone, the U.S. has asked that Europe not contact it anymore and that it stay 3000 miles distance from the Unites States at all times. “I mean, c’mon.  Europe’s a […]