Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, October 9th, 2009

Study Finds Vegetarian Zombies Have a Healthier, Longer Afterlife

A new study released today looking into health care costs among zombies has found that the undead who maintain a strict vegetarian lifestyle have lower cholesterol and a longer afterlife. “Zombies are second only to Hispanics in terms of minority population in the United States.  With numbers like these the Administration wanted to find out […]