Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, October 19th, 2009

Grim Reaper Sues Keith Richards

The Grim Reaper today sued legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards for breach of contract following Richards’ repeated refusals to admit that he is in fact dead. “I’ve had it” said the Reaper.  “I can’t take it any more.  I’ve been chasing him around for 36 years now and he still refuses to admit he’s […]