Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Ted Williams Head to be Thrown Out as First Pitch at World Series

It has been announced today that in an attempt to stop the ratings decline of postseason baseball, Ted Williams head will be thrown out as the first pitch to open the series. “As Commissioner I am well aware of the ratings decline for the World Series” declared Bud Selig.  “I think having the body of […]