Browsing the blog archives for August, 2014
Carolyn Muir, a young widow renting Gull Cottage in the town of Schooner Bay, Maine and her lover, a long-dead sea captain named Daniel Gregg, have announced that they are currently in an “open and swinging” relationship. “It’s true” said Mrs. Muir on her Facebook page. I’m dating a ghost and I couldn’t be happier. […]
Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel I often find myself wondering about my readers. Are they happy? Are they employed? Do they have naked photos they might want to share? Okay so I lied about the first one and as for the naked photos I am currently prohibited from looking at any naked photos sent to […]
I’ve just noticed my comment widget has disappeared. I will see what went wrong. In the meantime, drinks are on the house! (970)
And now finally the end of the Declaration of Independence, the end of my series and the end of the world as we know it. What? Oh. So the apocalypse has been postponed? But I even bought a mask to cover my radiation scarred face when I worship the bomb. The heavens declare the glory […]
Much in the news as of late, the humanitarian crisis on our southern border has defied the attempts of our politicians to solve it. I have refrained from commenting on this until I had all the facts. Then I remembered that as a member of the MSM facts are useless to me. So using my […]
“If a horse can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it” ~ Dick Allen on artificial turf Fresh off winning three out of four against the Detroit Tigers, the Yankees welcomed the Cleveland Native Americans to the Stadium Friday night for the beginning of a three-game set. The Yankees started recently acquired Esmil […]
Noted nuclear physicist Christmas Jones, who among her achievements once saved Istanbul from a nuclear explosion with the help of British agent James Bond, has been exposed as a fraud. “Naturally we were shocked” said the head of the International Association of Nuclear Physicists. Shocked and disappointed. I read her PhD thesis, “Nuclear Physics is Like […]
ISIS, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, announced today that it will be introducing universal health care in areas under their control. “The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria” began the statement “are pleased to announce that all Muslims will have access to free, universal healthcare.” We do this because the prophet wants us […]
Popular, successful and attractive actress Cheryl Hines signed her own death warrant over the weekend when she married environmental lawyer shakedown artist Robert Kennedy Jr., in a ceremony at the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port. Since the news broke we here at the world wide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel have been busy feeding information into […]
No post today. I’m playing hookie. So to my loyal readers (both of them) I say join me. Call in sick. Tell your boss you ain’t gonna work on Dizzy’s farm no more. Then hack into his computer and change his Outlook signature to “Stop me before I kill again.” It’s fun. Besides, do you actually […]