Browsing the blog archives for April, 2013
Being a well-known and respected blogger can mean only one thing: I’m very lonely. I report the issues of the day. You see, I consider this blog a public trust. I have a responsibility to pass onto my readers facts that will make them think. And so dear readers I now present with limited commercial […]
It has been revealed today that Hollywood Super couple Katy Perry and John Mayer, known in the tabloids at “Ka-May” are to do something. A fan website dedicated to the celebrity couple has this latest entry: Breaking news: Katy Perry and John Mayer are definitely doing something. But I’m having dinner right now. I’ll scan […]
Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel we are not just a place to find great Asian porn. No, we are a news site as well. Though we realize the great Asian porn is why most people stop by. But we also like to provide our readers with information. Because information is the […]
Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice was fired after a video hit the internet showing him bullying his players. Said the athletic director for Rutgers: Naturally I’m as shocked as anybody to discover that the basketball coach I hired is an asshole. In all the years that I’ve been involved in college sports I have […]
From the moment the news first hit that New York State Democratic Senator Malcolm Smith had been arrested and charged with attempting to bribe himself onto the Republican ballot for mayor of New York (confused already?) in 2013, I, the Manhattan Infidel, was all over the story. No stone would remain unturned. No expense spared […]
Famed Nickelodeon personality Dora the Explorer has gone missing in Central American and has not been heard from in over a week, prompting a full scale search and rescue effort funded by Nickelodeon and The U.S. State Department. “I don’t know where she is” lamented Dora’s mother. “I just want my daughter back. Okay, I […]
“Nothing. How about some practice?” ~ First-base coach Stump Merrill-His wife, Carole, had asked him what a first-base coach did other than “pat guys on the rear end.” The day after celebrating Easter it was time to celebrate the beginning of the 2013 Major League Baseball season. And in keeping with the theme of resurrection […]
Dateline, Jerusalem. 33 A.D. Ye Olde New Yorke Times An itinerant preacher by the name of Jesus abandoned all efforts to raise the standard of living of Judea’s poor by going back to his father. Jesus was subject to the death penalty over the weekend for repeatedly calling for those in the Roman occupation to […]