Browsing the blog archives for February, 2013
Always the charismatic leader, President Obama (pictured above) addressed congress yesterday for his fourth State of the Union address. The festivities started hours earlier as a crowd of Democrats waited on line for good seats. “I haven’t waited on line like this since I was doing acid at Grateful Dead shows” said New York […]
With the stunning news that Pope Benedict will resign effective February 28th I have decided to do what the MSM does best: spare no time or effort to track down the facts speculate and make stuff up. Fact no. 1. Pope Benedict is an old white man. Could he have resigned because of his hatred […]
Several Republicans on Capitol Hill have fallen ill with the Rhinovirus, it has been learned. Lindsey Graham, John McCain, John Boehner among other prominent Republicans are among those affected by the pernicious virus. “It is flu season” said a Washington D.C. doctor treating the Republican lawmakers. Still at the very least one would think that […]
I had previously written about Tony Bennett (My Exclusive Interview with Tony Bennett) but the man is such a fascinating personality I had to have another, more intimate chat with him. Mr. Bennett was kind enough to oblige me and we met for drinks and conversation. MI: Tony! It’s good to see you again. […]
Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing Soledad O’Brien, late of CNN’s “Starting Point” show and veteran of many years in the news industry. MI: Ms. O’Brien thank you for meeting with me. SOB: The pleasure is mine. MI: You’re too kind. SOB: Well, we news professionals with hit cable shows have […]
In what can only be described as a calculated political act, President Obama murdered American icon Betty White at Camp David today. The tragic train of events were put in motion when President Obama invited Ms. White to spend the weekend at Camp David. A thrilled Ms. White accepted immediately. “I haven’t spent the weekend […]
Fresh off their moving experience at Super Bowl XLVII, the National Football League today announced that it has signed the Sandy Hook Children’s Choir to an exclusive contract. “Seeing these children like this sent chills down my spine” said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. The crowd reaction to the kids was amazing. Of course they […]
Greetings from the Department of Homeland Security. We in the Department take the responsibility to protect Americans seriously. That is why in the wake of the Newtown shootings we have provided our citizens with this handy set of instructions on how to survive an active shooter scenario. At some point in your career as […]
Following in the footsteps of Gerard Depardieu and Tina Turner, both of whom recently renounced their citizenship with their birth countries, Commander Spock of Star Fleet announced today that he is renouncing his Vulcan citizenship. “My taxes are too high” said Spock. To tax me at such a rate makes no sense. It discourages […]