Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

President Jackson to Issue Sweeping Bow and Arrow Legislation

After safely winning reelection to a second term, President Andrew Jackson has vowed to sign into legislation any bow and arrow control bill that comes across his desk. “Reports are coming in from the frontier of massacres of Americans at the hands of bow and arrow wielding Indians” said the President. How long must our […]