Browsing the blog archives for February, 2010
As our nation celebrates President’s Day, the day we honor such greats as John Tyler, Franklin Pierce, James Garfield, William Howard Taft and Lyndon Johnson, perhaps no President is as neglected as William Henry Harrison. Harrison, our ninth President (March 4th, 1841-April 4th, 1841) and our first to die in office is our most neglected […]
Fresh off the heels of the introduction of the iPad, (it’s just like an iPod but bigger) Steve Jobs and Apple have announced their most ambitious device ever – the iEarth. “It’s like an iPad, but it’s much much bigger” said Jobs at the press conference introducing the iEarth. Starting on March 1st, the entire […]
The controversy that erupted over Sarah Palin writing notes on her hand while addressing a tea party convention obscures the fact that so-called “hand notes” have a long history in American politics. While today the smart, professorial politician prefers to use teleprompters, “in itself a sign of vastly superior intelligence”, according to Politico.com reporter Mike […]
Congressman John Murtha (D-PA) has accepted a bribe from Satan and agreed to die. The congressman had been under investigation for ethical lapses and channeling millions of taxpayer money to the John Murtha Airport, among others. The FBI, in collaboration with Satan (“Deliciously ironic, don’t you think” said Satan), had been conducting an undercover investigation […]
In perhaps the most stunning example of The Netherlands sharp turn to the right, bestiality has been banned in that country. The country, which had previously allowed bestiality as long as the human partner was not harmed, and also was responsible for 80% of the world’s bestiality porn has announced that soon its number two […]
After much legal wrangling, the John Edwards sex tape will be available for the first time in high definition. Those who have seen the remastered sex tape say the difference between the original tape and the new high definition print are amazing. “I tell you, while I enjoyed the sex tape” says a person who […]
Supergroup Al Queda in Yemen is branching out. It has been announced that a development deal has been signed with Al Queda in Yemen leaders that will give the brand name extensive new face time in America. “Prime time baby. That’s what it’s all about” said a television executive for the CW network. “Our […]
In a bizarre ceremony today at City Hall, a visibly intoxicated Mayor Bloomberg gave the keys to the city to the blogger Manhattan Infidel, who then tried to use the keys to the City to lock out the Irish. The ceremony started at 11:00 A.M. when, much to the annoyance of those working in downtown […]
Good Morning. I am very grateful to the Manhattan Infidel for giving me the opportunity to do something good in the face of a very bad situation the white man’s brutal racism and I, but mainly I, have created. I have done a number of things wrong recently. I have violated D.C. gun laws (and […]
As the Secret Service gently placed water wings on the commander-in-chief and lowered him into the shallow end of the White House swimming pool, President Obama talked about his 2011 budget. The budget calls for 3.83 trillion in spending, creating a budget deficit of 1.56 trillion and giving the U.S. trillion dollar budget deficits for […]