Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Congressman John Murtha Accepts Bribe From Satan; Agrees to Die

Congressman John Murtha (D-PA) has accepted a bribe from Satan and agreed to die. The congressman had been under investigation for ethical lapses and channeling millions of taxpayer money to the John Murtha Airport, among others.  The FBI, in collaboration with Satan (“Deliciously ironic, don’t you think” said Satan), had been conducting an undercover investigation […]