Browsing the blog archives for December, 2018

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your How to (And Indeed Should I?) Enjoy New Year’s Eve Template™

            We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ are aware that many of my readers shall be heading out tonight to enjoy New Year’s Eve. To help my readers make sense of this racist holiday I have composed the following handy template. May it guide you well tonight. […]

A Manhattan Infidel Special Report: Did Donald Trump Inject Ruth Bader Ginsburg With a Cancer-Causing Agent?

            The following Special Report has been made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group of Insurance Companies. With word that the most compassionate person ever, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had been hospitalized to have two cancerous nodules removed from her left lung people began asking “How […]

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A Manhattan Infidel Special Report: Did Candidate Trump Collude With Russia to Get Off Santa’s Naughty List? Part III

              The following Special Report has been made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group of Insurance Companies. In Part II of my ground-breaking and award-winning report on collusion between Trump and Russia I focused on the period leading up to election night. In Part III of my ground-breaking […]

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A Manhattan Infidel Special Report: Did Candidate Trump Collude With Russia to Get Off Santa’s Naughty List? Part II

              The following Special Report has been made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group of Insurance Companies. In my previous post I detailed some of the behind-the-scenes machinations to get serial naughty list member Donald Trump onto the nice list. In part II of my award-winning piece of […]

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A Manhattan Infidel Special Report: Did Candidate Trump Collude With Russia to Get Off Santa’s Naughty List? Part I

              The following Special Report has been made possible by a grant from the Chubb Group of Insurance Companies. In March of 2016 then-candidate Donald Trump dispatched a top aide to Russia to meet with Russian intelligence assets. What was discussed at that meeting is of course unknown but […]

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Santa Goes Into Exile!

            After months of civil unrest and a series of stinging military defeats at the hands of the elf and reindeer resistance, Santa Claus has been forced to abdicate. Standing by a helicopter that would take him into exile Santa addressed those still loyal to him. “My fellow North Poleans” began the […]

United Nations Peacekeepers Dispatched to North Pole!

          With the North Pole disintegrating into civil war, the United Nations voted unanimously (Iran and Ireland abstaining) to send peacekeeping troops to the war-torn country. The expected move was not without controversy. “We don’t want them here” said Santa, who has been waging an increasingly bitter war to keep the […]

Third Week of Rioting Hits North Pole!

                    With rioting continuing in the North Pole, Santa has asked for troops to restore order to his beleaguered workshop. The rioting, which started in protest over Santa’s new “carbon emissions” tax has spread into a protest over the entire state of the North Pole, with many […]

Rudolph Converts to Islam; Refuses to “Guide the Crusader’s Sleigh”!

            Christmas could be a major disappointment this year for boys and girls around the world after Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, who used his signature proboscis to guide Santa through rough weather, announced his conversion to Islam. “I only follow The Prophet now” said Rudolph. Christmas is a holiday of […]

My Exclusive Interview with Santa Claus!

              With Christmas eight days away it is my pleasure to snag an interview with the man of the hour. None other than Old St. Nick, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus himself. MI: Good afternoon Santa Claus. It’s a pleasure to meet you. SC: Are you sure?  You’re on my naughty list. […]