Browsing the blog archives for January, 2019

Manhattan Infidel Investigates the Wall (In This Case the Wall Around Nancy Pelosi’s House)

              Inspired by the recent fact-finding mission of veteran reporter Jim Acosta to the Texas-Mexico border we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ also want to investigate walls to see if they work. Not wanting to step on Acosta’s toes and feeling that he has finally ended […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents: The Texts of Jeff Bezos

            As the entire world now knows, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos recently was outed as cheating on his wife after his romantic and racy texts (including pictures of his “junk”) to TV host Lauren Sanchez were leaked to the National Inquirer. Many of the stranger and/or pornographic texts were withheld […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: An Intimate Chat with Senator Chuck Schumer

                Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to present an intimate chat with Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY). MI:  Good afternoon Senator Schumer. CS:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  Let’s cut to the chase.  The government is shut down. You and President […]

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Oscar the Grouch Not Very Popular With Other Sesame Street Characters!

                    Sources on Sesame Street have informed the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ that on the Street Oscar the Grouch is perhaps “The most unpopular resident.” “In fact we all despise the asshole” said Big Bird. I’m just like everybody else. I’m just trying to survive […]

Manhattan Infidel’s Guide to the Government Shutdown

            With the shutdown of our benevolent Government dragging into its second week and no end in sight I thought it would be good for my readers if I created a handy guide to surviving this apocalyptic event. After all, why shouldn’t my readers benefit from my wisdom? And yes […]

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Bernie Sanders Responds to Allegations of Pay Disparity and Sexual Harassment During His 2016 Campaign

              Lately 2016 Democratic-Socialist candidate Bernie Sanders has been rocked by allegations that his campaign was rife with sexual harassment and pay inequality. Mr. Sanders has asked to use this blog to defend himself and his male campaign workers. We at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have acceded […]

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Manhattan Infidel Drinks Beer with Elizabeth Warren!

                From time to time I get requests from public figures to use the pages of this blog to reach out to the common person.  As such I was delighted to receive a phone call from Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. As many of you no doubt know Senator […]

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Rip Van Winkle Blames Thyroid Medicine!

              Local resident Rip Van Winkle, who recently emerged from 20 years sleep, has blamed his doctor for upping the dosage on his hypothyroidism pills. “I’ve always been tired and lacked energy” said the Dutchman. I thought it was normal. Then one day I went to my doctor and […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents: Reader Mail!

            Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ we get reader mail. Tons of it.  Well, maybe not tons. More like none. But it is a source of pride that this is still more mail than either CNN or MSNBC’s blogs get. And so now sit back and enjoy […]