Browsing the blog archives for January, 2019

Manhattan Infidel Answers Your Questions About New York State’s Reproductive Health Act

              On the 46th anniversary of Roe v Wade, New York’s warm and cuddly governor Andrew “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Cuomo signed into law the Reproductive Health Act. Among other provisions the Reproductive Health Act permits abortions up to the moment of birth. It […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents: Is This an Excommunicable Offense With His Eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the honor of hosting the Archbishop of New York, his Eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan. I’ll will be asking him a series of hypothetical questions on what constitutes an offense that will get a Catholic excommunicated. MI:  Good afternoon your […]


Time Traveler Sleeps With Mother!

          The American Association of Time Travelers and Refrigerator Mechanics has suspended member Marty McFly after McFly admitted to having sex with his mother while on a visit to the past. “This is a very serious violation of our by-laws” declared the Association’s president. We here at the American Association of […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents His Exclusive Interview With Tribal Elder and Keeper of the Sacred Pipe Nathan Phillips

              Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing a personage much in the news lately:  Tribal elder Nathan Phillips, who beat a drum in the face of teenagers at the right to life rally in Washington D.C. MI:  Good afternoon Mr. Phillips. NP:  Good afternoon Manhattan […]


New York City Expands Gender Identity Options for Residents!

                    New York City mayor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) has announced that henceforth all residents of Gotham will have more than two gender identities to choose from on their NYC identification cards. “This is a forward-thinking and compassionate day for New Yorkers” […]


Jamie Farr Hospitalized With Symptoms of Pon Farr!

                    Jamie Farr of M*A*S*H fame was hospitalized today with what doctors are calling “Pon Farr-like symptoms.” “Mr. Farr remains in stable condition” said a doctor attending him. But for his own safety, and the safety of the nurses in our hospital, we had to place […]

Manhattan Infidel Demonstrates His Sensitivity and Marches With the Pussy Hat Brigade

            We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ pride ourselves on how enlightened and compassionate we are. And as a compassionate and enlightened person I wanted to show solidarity with my oppressed sisters by marching in this year’s Woman’s March. But first I had to get permission. I […]


Manhattan Infidel Flies Coach with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

            With the news that Orange Man Bad™ had cancelled Nancy Pelosi’s government plane ride to Europe, the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™, like the rest of the world, was filled with outrage! Naturally I stepped in and offered to buy a ticket for Speaker Pelosi on one condition:  She […]


Gillette to Follow up We Believe Campaign With New Commercials

              Gillette, fresh off its inspiring “We Believe” ad announced plans to follow up with even more “woke” commercials. “We at Gillette are about more than selling razors” said its CEO. We on the Board of Directors all have college degrees and live in nice neighborhoods. As such we […]

Manhattan Infidel Goes on a Road Trip with Beto O’Rourke

            Former congressman Beto O’Rourke, who failed to win a senate seat in Texas has begun an across the continent road trip where he will meet and greet users and listen to their concerns. Naturally we at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ wanted in on the action. So I […]

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