Browsing the blog archives for February, 2019

Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited To Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part V)

            And now after a week of enlightening my readers about the most important proposal in the history of Congress I finish with Part V. May the Green New Deal be as widely read as the Bible, the Koran and Harry Potter books combined! vi.  ensuring that public lands, waters, […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part IV)

            Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (aka “The Gift That Keeps on Giving“) has gifted us with her Green New Deal. As a responsible journalist it is now my duty to present the complete text to my readers for them read at their leisure (or use as toilet paper.) cleaning up existing […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including but Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part III)

            As promised now for Part III. It’s like Godfather Part III but without Coppola’s daughter stinking everything up. Whereas climate change, pollution, environmental destruction and gun violence in inner cities ruled by Democrats that I shouldn’t mention have exacerbated systemic racial, regional, social, environmental, and economic injustices by disproportionately affecting […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With Her Famous Chompers (Part Two)

            As promised, and Manhattan Infidel is a man who keeps his promises as long as it doesn’t involve lending money or anything that has to do with Wink Martindale, here is part two of my continuing series into the brilliant Green New Deal. 4. global temperatures must be kept […]

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Manhattan Infidel Presents the Complete Text of the Green New Deal Because He Cares About the Environment and Other Factors Including But Not Limited to Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Threatened to Bite Me With her Famous Chompers

            As the entire world no doubt is aware a new savior has arisen on the horizon. Since winning election to Congress Alexandria Ocasio Cortez has enlightened us with her wisdom, eloquence and supernatural legislative ability. Because I want to acknowledge the present and future leader of the Democratic Socialist […]

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A Special Message From the Virginia General Assembly

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the honor of presenting a special message to all Americans from the Virginia General Assembly. Take it away General Assembly! Hello to all Americans! We in the Virginia General Assembly would like to remind everyone what a great state […]

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Manhattan Infidel’s Modest Plan to Break Up the United States

            As has become apparent the past few decades the experiment of the United States cannot survive.  We simply have nothing in common any more. The only binding element is our hatred of the other. Since maps are not sacred, borders can be changed and the avoidance of war should […]

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Kars For Kids to Break Up!

            Kars For Kids, perhaps one of the most influential bands ever, have announced that they will be taking a hiatus from further creative activity together. “As we have entered our teens we have grown apart” said their guitarist, often referred to as the “face of the band.” Life is […]

Porky Pig Arrested in Pre-Dawn Raid!

                  In a daring and brave pre-dawn raid that once again showed the entire world that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is serious about crime, well-known right wing extremist Porky the Pig was arrested and charged with five counts of lying to the FBI. “Mr. Pig has […]

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My Exclusive Interview with Ralph “Coonman” Northam, Governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia

                    Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing the Governor of Virginia Ralph Northam. MI:  Good afternoon Governor Northam. RN:  Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI:  You of course have been much in the news lately. Let’s start with Virginia’s abortion law which was […]

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