In the three days since Donald Trump was elected the 45th President of the United States, Hollywood has reverted to a state of nature, with tumbleweeds and pigs roaming deserted streets as Hollywood stars climbed to the top of the Capitol Records building and tried to get on the last helicopter out of town before […]

Election day has finally arrived. The choice between Trump and Clinton is for many a horrible one. That speaks volumes. The fact that people care about who gets elected is a troubling sign. Our Government as enshrined in our Constitution, the greatest document for human freedom ever written by the hand of man, is a […]

With the election hours away, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, reeling from recent Wikipedia leaks, took to the airwaves to reassure her panicked supporters that all is well and she still expects to win the Presidency.  As a service to my readers I now present Ms. Clinton’s remarks. My Fellow Americans: I come before you tonight as […]

It has been learned that disgraced former congressman and serial sexter Anthony Weiner has checked into a rehab clinic to fight his disease. The facility, The Home for the Perpetual Horny Loser, located in Westchester County has allowed Weiner to enter its advanced six-week “Dick Pic Free” program. Wishing to know more about this program […]

With only five days left until election day, President-by-acclamation Hillary Clinton  took to the stump to remind voters why they should vote for her. Using her tried themes of compassion and moving forward together Clinton reminded voters of her 40 years of accomplishment in the public eye. I have obtained a copy of the speech […]