Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, November 1st, 2016

Captain America Tests Positive for Anabolic Steroids!

Captain America, hero to millions, has tested positive for anabolic steroid use and has been suspended by the supervisory body for superheroes, AADCSHSTA (the American Association of Disguised and/or Caped Superheros and/or Street Cleaners of America). “Americans need to know the process is not rigged” said the AADCSHSTA’s president. We favor free and open superheroes. Natural […]