Browsing the blog archives for October, 2012

Hillary Clinton Takes the Blame for Everything

  In an explosive and far-reaching interview with CNN on Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton took “full responsibility” for everything bad that has happened in the history of the world. It was me.  I take full responsibility.  I am the head of state.  I mean the Secretary of State.  This happened on my watch.  […]

4 Comments

An Exclusive Look at Obama’s Debate Notepad

  Those who watched last night’s debate between President Obama and Republican Challenger Mitt Romney may have noticed both candidates frequently writing notes on a slip of paper.  You may have wondered, “What are they writing?” After the debate was over I was lucky enough to slip past security (apparently more security was requested but […]

3 Comments

My Exclusive Interview with Big Bird

  Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to present to my readers a character who has been much in the news lately, the one and only Big Bird himself. MI:  Good morning Big Bird.  It’s a pleasure to meet you. BB:  Hi.  I’m Big Bird.  I’m a friend of Kermit’s.  We both live on […]

The Yankee Agony and the Yankee Ecstacy

“Old timers day is right around the corner.  The current Yankees can play in that game too” ~ Fan at Yankee Stadium So while those who may read my blog spent the weekend with loved ones I, your humble blogger, went to game five of the ALDS and game one of the ALCS. First: The […]

4 Comments

Three Out of Four MSM Agree: Biden Kicked Butt!

The much ballyhooed debate between Vice President Joe Biden and his arrogant mere congressional challenger Paul Ryan went off last night as expected:  Joe Biden wiped the floor with the young upstart. As an accredited member of the MSM (pending attorney general approval, of course) I had a chance to watch the debate with several […]

3 Comments

Biden, Ryan Prep for Debate

  As the Vice Presidential debate nears, both Vice President Biden and Paul Ryan have been huddled with their respective teams prepping for the debate. In Vice President Biden’s camp, optimism reigns. “We are going to crush Ryan” said an aide who wishes to remain anonymous. Joe Biden is one of the intellectual lights of […]

4 Comments

Manhattan Infidel Discusses Professorialism

In the week since “Debate-Apocalypse” in the Mile High City, many in the mainstream media have sought to explain President Obama’s performance with code words.  And in the tradition of the mainstream media (which exists in order to promote the Democratic Party dissemination of information) I will now enter the fray and give a sampling […]

4 Comments

Samuel L. Jackson’s Pro-Obama ad: The Director’s Cut

  While many are lamenting Samuel L. Jackson’s pro-Obama political ad what many do not understand is that it was originally much worse. “It’s true” said Alexander Soros, 25-year old son of George Soros, who funded the ad.  “We went through a lot of changes.  The ad is quite watered-down when compared to what we […]

The Manhattan Infidel Sex Tape Now Available!

 Like many of you I was disappointed and saddened by the release of Hulk Hogan’s sex tape.  I was disappointed and saddened because its release might potentially flood the sex tape market.  And I have my own sex tape that I am proud to say will be released next week. As a service to my […]

Embassy Ball! It’s Sweeping the World!

  We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel have a two-fold mission:  To report the news and analyze and make sense of the events.  As it says right here in my mission statement card: Hello.  If I have handed you this card I am disorientated and possibly not wearing pants.  All your base […]