Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the American patriot, Corporal Mawell Klinger.
MI: Good afternoon you gender fluid American patriot!
CMK: Corporal Maxwell Klinger at your service.
MI: Tell me about yourself.
CMK: I’m wearing a Warner bra. I like to play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother’s wedding gown.
MI: That is so beautiful and non-binary. So how many of you are in Army?
CMK: People from Toledo?
MI: I thought you were from Chicago?
CMK: No I only get my lingerie from Chicago.
MI: A good Democratic, non-binary town. No I meant how many people in the armed services that are like you?
CMK: Cross dressers?
MI: Please this is 2017. We don’t use such terms. We are “woked” now. You are gender fluid.
CMK: Gender what?
MI: Oh you poor, poor he/she. How you must have been oppressed by the closed mindset of the military. Well no more. I am proud of you. Proud of your gender struggle. Proud of your sexual ambiguity.
CMK: Hey pal watch your language. I’m all man.
MI: I see. You have been traumatized by the hetero culture of a deeply racist and misogynist America.
CMK :What the hell? I’m just cross dressing to get a section 8. I want out of the army that’s all.
MI: Oh. This is disappointing. I thought you were one of our brave he/shes who is transitioning to a female. You’re not going to have your penis sliced down the middle and inverted to create an artificial vagina?
CMK: Jesus dude, that’s just sick.
MI: So you’re binary? You’re a binary, breeder male pretending to be gender fluid?
CMK: I guess so.
MI: You make me sick. You mock the struggle of the millions of gender fluid people in our armed services. You mean to tell me you’re only pretending to be a woman? You’re not actually going to have a sex change?
CMK: I’m crazy but I’m not that crazy.
MI: Get out of my sight. You make me sick. Sick!
MI: The hundreds of millions of brave, gender fluid transsexuals throughout our armed services shall prevail!
CMK: I’m out of here, dude.
MI: You make me sick you binary freak!
I apologize readers for losing my temper like that. It’s just transsexualism is the most important civil rights issue ever! Ever!