Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, July 6th, 2017

Borg Successful in Earth Dating Scene!

The Borg, a species from the Delta Quadrant of the Milky Way Galaxy, have begun making inroads on Match and eHarmony, prompting both sites to offer “Borg Assimilation” weekends for free. “Confidence is very sexy” said a woman who dated a Borg. And when he told me that resistance was futile I melted. Finally a man who […]