Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, July 20th, 2017

Pentagon Pays 30 Billion for Acme Disintegrating Pistols!

It was revealed today that the Pentagon has purchased¬†15 “Disintegrating Pistols” manufactured by Acme Corporation. “This is a new era in military technology” said the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Joseph F. Dunford. Their sales rep, a person named Duck Dodgers, told us the guns were fool proof. Imagine being able to […]