Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, July 11th, 2017

Vacationer From Planet Ferenginar Arrested After Stroking His Lobes In Public!

A Ferengi visiting Earth was arrested and charged with stroking his lobes in public, a Class B misdemeanor punishable by a fine of $500 and/or two weeks in jail. The trouble for the Ferengi tourist began after he complained to authorities that the “human females were clothed.” “I didn’t know what to tell him” said […]