Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, July 7th, 2017

Frankenstein Monster Apologizes for Throwing Girl in the Water; Blames Coffee Addiction!

Under fire for allegedly drowning a young girl, the Frankenstein Monster tweeted today that he was “profoundly sorry for the incident.” “I take full responsibility” said the Monster. Did you ever just have one of those days? It’s kind of like that. It was early and I was was wandering around in a haze. I […]